Reptoids Among Us?

In an effort to start off 2011 in a more somber and dignified tone, we here at Blogagaard would like to address a subject that was finally brought to our attention on New Year's Eve, while we were eating a delicious pretzel and drinking Tall Grass beer.

Reptoids.

What are reptoids, you ask? Why, none other than the "lizard people" of lore. Here is the official website of the Reptoid Research Center. (Pause as you peruse the site and allow the enormity of it all to sink in.) That's right, lizard people live upon our very own planet, dwelling in subterranean cities, thriving in vast underground empires, while also controlling the human race through various devious means. The most devious of all being, of course, through agents who look human enough but have reptilian features that, upon further study, give them dead away! People like...

Jada Pinkett Smith

And Kate Moss!


Yes! Freaky looking supermodels are actually lizard people in disguise, using their strange charms to rule us all, puppet-style!

Run! Everyone, run!

4 comments:

Missy said...

I just hope they have mercy on us all.

Kelly Coyle said...

I don't really think they do a worse job than we would do on our own.

Anonymous said...

Gee, why would the guy above want to remain anonomyous ? Could it be he is insane ? Leoprachuans that ride unicorns are common in his world

Anonymous said...

Pass the pipe, your puffing to long

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