Reptoids Among Us?

In an effort to start off 2011 in a more somber and dignified tone, we here at Blogagaard would like to address a subject that was finally brought to our attention on New Year's Eve, while we were eating a delicious pretzel and drinking Tall Grass beer.


What are reptoids, you ask? Why, none other than the "lizard people" of lore. Here is the official website of the Reptoid Research Center. (Pause as you peruse the site and allow the enormity of it all to sink in.) That's right, lizard people live upon our very own planet, dwelling in subterranean cities, thriving in vast underground empires, while also controlling the human race through various devious means. The most devious of all being, of course, through agents who look human enough but have reptilian features that, upon further study, give them dead away! People like...

Jada Pinkett Smith

And Kate Moss!

Yes! Freaky looking supermodels are actually lizard people in disguise, using their strange charms to rule us all, puppet-style!

Run! Everyone, run!


Missy said...

I just hope they have mercy on us all.

Kelly said...

I don't really think they do a worse job than we would do on our own.

Anonymous said...

For those of you that don’t think that there is no such thing as aliens, you need to wake up. There have been reptilians living amongst us for thousands of years, and there’s countless evidence to prove it. This video does a pretty good job of giving you a rough idea of what the Draconians are and how long they’ve been here. Their disguises utilize technology that is much more advanced than the technology that is available to the general public (which is usually 50 to 100 years behind what the human elite organizations such as DARPA have), but it is still not infallible. There have been many instances caught on tape when the moving features of their face (mouth and eyes) have a slight lag time to recalibrate to the sudden change in movement. Hence the appearances of reptilian eyes or tongues for split seconds. One of my buddies who also (happens to be quite adept in regards to the reptilians and what they’re all about) was filming a city council meeting for ventura county when he caught something like this. He posted some of the pictures at his website (they’re at if you want to check them out) although the quality isn’t as good as the one shot by the news network.

Anonymous said...

Gee, why would the guy above want to remain anonomyous ? Could it be he is insane ? Leoprachuans that ride unicorns are common in his world

Anonymous said...

Pass the pipe, your puffing to long

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