Cave Spiders

Someone at work mentioned cave spiders today. In the context of: would you eat a cave spider? A Mormon co-worker asked me this.

Suddenly, I have become fascinated by the idea of cave spiders. One would think they are simultaneously the most reclusive and most dangerous of all spiders. You might not visit many caves, but if you ever do, watch out. They'll get you. You can try to run away, but you're in a fucking cave, man. A cave. It's dark in there. You can trip on rock formations and slippery pools of cave water. And if you trip, you're cave spider lunch.


Cave spiders.