
Spike Jr: Whoo! We're on the Internet! We're famous!!!
Spike: I know, dude, I know.
Spkie Jr: Let's celebrate and get drunk at a cacti strip club!
Spike: Hell yeah! I'll drive!
Spike Jr: Whooooooooooo!
Thoughts on writing, publishing, and other strange things from author David Oppegaard

5 comments:
And what do the cacti strip off?
So photogenic!
I suppose the paper bills just get snagged on the spikes of the pretty lady cacti?
their inhibitions!
And you better believe it, Missy. They spear'em good.
Do you think some gents will take Todd out to the cacti strip club?
I think they strip off their rarely-blooming flowers. They get deflowered! (tee-hee)
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