Goodbye, That 70's Show
Tonight's the final episode. Unfortunately, this didn't happen a year ago, before Foreman left the show. Will he come back tonight? I do not know, because David Sedaris took my TV Guide and set it on fire. He said he didn't like the cover and that it clashed with my foyer. I, in turn, informed Mr. Sedaris that I didn't have a foyer, and that it was a good thing I live with my fire alarm unplugged or else we'd be listening to really annoying beeping right now. He replied, "And that would be different from you talking how?" and then giggled churlishly.
Life is not always easy living with David Sedaris.
Goodbye, That 70's Show.
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I think the surpise ending of That 70s Show will be that the 70s are over and it is now the 80s. You read it here first, folks.
goddamn it. tonight was just a goodbye special. Next week is the final episode.
but did anyone see the season finale of the office? That's what I'm talking about.
I feel like such a TV nerd tonight. Sedaris is loving it.
What gets me is that I thought That 70's show ended three years ago, when WILL & GRACE ended, or should have ended...well...both shows are dead to me. sad.
The shows I'm into, Medium, Boston Legal, The office, Lost, My Name is Earl, South Park, Monk, and Daily Show / Colbert report...but I only see them after my parents have taped them off for me...which is so lame. I spend the rest of my time telling everyone that "I don't watch TV," and I act all superior and shit. Then I put on a black turtleneck, smoke a clove cigarette and go haunt a coffehouse near Moncrief Speaks' house.
If you get 700 channels of cable like I get now, you will live in the 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 80s, 90s, and 2000s forever. And, yes, that 70s show, with your pretty boy Foreman, will live with you in your TV love land forever, too. In a sense, you will be immortal (as I am). I had sex with Amy Sedaris last night.
"Hello Wisconsin..." TSS will be sadly missed by all.
Good for you, Noah. Acting superior is the only way to become superior. But I, for one, do not like turtle necks, because I always get worried the turtle neck is thinking about strangling me, and after all I've done for it!
Herbach, David Sedaris doesn't believe you had sex with his sister, Amy Sedaris. He challenges you to identify the tatoo in the small of her back. Here's a hint: it's not a frying pan.
Jeremy: Welcome to the Land of Blogagaard. Tax free since 2005!
Funny - Amy Sedaris was sitting on my front steps this morning smoking a cigarette...said some guy with a kinetic aura took her home last night in a really fast car...
Noah J. Warren is the ghost who haunts the Calhoun Square Starbucks! The one who moans "carammmmmmmmel mmmmmmacchhhhhiato" in a sinister low voice. Mystery solved.
That's a tiny tattoo of me, Bloppie.
I drove Amy Sedaris to Wisconsin (in my fast car).
plug in your smoke detector, young man!
No. I don't want to.
Herbach, we'd like to give this one to ya. You're close, so very close, reagarding Amy Sedaris' tatoo, but it's actually a ... dung bettle!
That's Amy's pet name for Herbach - "dung beetle."
As in, "...read me more of your angst-ridden prose while you make love to me with your script in hand, you DUNG BEETLE...."
Dear Blogagaard,
I often wondered about the temporal mechanics of That 70s Show. As per the license plate on the car in the intro, the show started in 74, and I'm pretty sure it went longer than five seasons. I always thought they could call it That 80s Show, but then they made That 80s Show a couple of years ago, and was a different cast, and it stunk. What gives? Please advise.
Dear Apparition,
This timeline dilema has baffled 70's show fans for eons. It seems when the show began they had no idea it would last longer than a season and so decided to dive right into the heart of the 70's, 1974. When it became apparent that the show would last a good deal longer than expected (it would run a full eight seasons), they went to a unique formula in which a regulation earth year did not exactl coincide with a season on the show. Each season, then, seems to take about ten months up of the 70's.
Perhaps I should turn this into a n excel spreadsheet.
If I knew how to do any of that crap.
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