The Defense Rests, Your Honor

Well, I just got back from my thesis defense. It went smashingly. You see, what I used was a tradition 4-3 defense with a Cover 2 formation. I used frequent , highly effective blitz packages as well, such as a free safety/cornerback blitz combo, or sometimes I just snuck a couple of outside linebackers in when the offense was busy blocking my elaborate stunt formations. I was able to stop the run and force them to pass, and when they passed they had almost no time to throw because of my fleet defensive ends. The quaterback was forced to scramble so much that eventually my nosetackle snapped his leg like a dry twig, a la Joe Theisman.

Now, of course, I am quite exhausted. I say good day.