In Abrupt Reversal, Blogagaard Embraces Pacifism
That's right, my peeps. I have embraced the way of Gandhi. No more arm wrestling for at least the next ten days.
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About Me
- David Oppegaard
- St. Paul, Minnesota
- I am the author of And the Hills Opened Up, The Suicide Collectors, and Wormwood, Nevada.
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10 comments:
That certainly was abrupt. What gives?
Yeah right. You get a couple drinks in you and it's 'Mikey, I demand feats of strength' all over again.
Sissy.
Shut up, Jesse! You don't even know how to wear facial hair or even get a decent hairstyle. I am a man of peace now, and I love the world.
The Captain taught me all this, if you will be so kind as to see his blog for Tuesday, Nov. 22nd.
I think he's maybe just pulled something in his arm (marshmallows of the world unite: I will be your Queen!) and needs time to heal before taking on any more contenders. Am I right David? Did I win?
Gizzard!
Thank you, David. I was so filled with adrenaline and testosterone yesterday, I rammed myself, head first, into the side of the urinal in the bathroom in LGS 237E. It was then, bleeding, seeing my blood reflected in the plumbing, I realized that peace trumps pain. I just want to give you a bear hug.
Lucas, lol!
You've won my heart, Lucas. You've won my heart.
Great! But why have I no comments on my own blog today? Am I so inconsistant that I've lost my readers? Maybe no one cares about what I'm thankful for. It is a rather self serving post but at least I mentioned my blogging pals.
But I'm glad I've made a few laugh and won a few hearts.
And now I bid you adieu. It's time to go add to my marshmallow fluffiness by eating mass quantities.
Your Queen!
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