The Sweet Smell of Piracy

Ho ho! Guess what I've stumbled upon, my little sparrows? The first Blogagaard/David Oppegaard recorded piracy event (you've never seen both of us in the same room, have you?). I don't even know if piracy is the right word? Anyhow, I've found a not-for-sale-supposedly proof copy of my novel The Suicide Collectors on-sale on the Internet.

I'm sure when I'm older and as established as U2 or Metallica this sort of thing will really enrage me, because six different mansions don't pay for themselves, right? But right now it smells like success. Really nerdy success. This will be the first unofficial material I don't see a penny from of mine ever sold ever. That is, if someone buys it.

PS. I finally finished Ulysses. The twist at the end? A leprechaun did it.

5 comments:

Rand said...

Call your agent! Get them to release the hounds of hell from the legal department! Protect the franchise, baby!

David Oppegaard said...

eh (shrug)

Greg Likins said...

Me and six of my closest friends are going to pool two dollars each and buy that sucker.

David Oppegaard said...

awesome. just know this, greg: there are slight editing errors in the uncorrected proof!

Citizen said...

The old leprechaun twist. I should have seen it coming..

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