My Toaster vs. My George Foreman grill
Optimus Prime vs. a T-Rex
Lindsay Lohan vs. a giant spider
L.A. vs. New York City
Our cat Opie vs. Herd of Butterflies
Carl Rove vs. IFL fighter Rampage Jackson
Don Zimmerman vs. Junior Soprano
Chewbacca vs. Big Foot
Jonathan Safron Foer vs. Cormac McCarthy
Paris Hilton vs. Martha Stewart
Gandalf vs. the Hulk
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About Me
- David Oppegaard
- St. Paul, Minnesota
- I am the author of And the Hills Opened Up, The Suicide Collectors, and Wormwood, Nevada.
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C'mon! No one has additions to this list?
Chuck Norris v. Frida Kahlo
Bert v. Ernie
anbody v. W.
That's the spirit!
Hemmingway vs. Sylvia Plath!
an artichoke vs. a prickly pear
Frito Bandito v. Trix Rabbit
Speaking of fritos, I told my gal today that if the world was really going to end, I'd go to a grocery store and just eat like crazy. I'd eat chili cheese fritos with extra bacon cheez whiz on top of them dipped in maybe a little salsa. It would be glorious.
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