Things I'd Like to See Fight Other Things

My Toaster vs. My George Foreman grill
Optimus Prime vs. a T-Rex
Lindsay Lohan vs. a giant spider
L.A. vs. New York City
Our cat Opie vs. Herd of Butterflies
Carl Rove vs. IFL fighter Rampage Jackson
Don Zimmerman vs. Junior Soprano
Chewbacca vs. Big Foot
Jonathan Safron Foer vs. Cormac McCarthy
Paris Hilton vs. Martha Stewart
Gandalf vs. the Hulk

7 comments:

David Oppegaard said...

C'mon! No one has additions to this list?

Kelly Coyle said...

Chuck Norris v. Frida Kahlo

Becca said...

Bert v. Ernie
anbody v. W.

David Oppegaard said...

That's the spirit!

Hemmingway vs. Sylvia Plath!

starshrines said...

an artichoke vs. a prickly pear

Kelly Coyle said...

Frito Bandito v. Trix Rabbit

David Oppegaard said...

Speaking of fritos, I told my gal today that if the world was really going to end, I'd go to a grocery store and just eat like crazy. I'd eat chili cheese fritos with extra bacon cheez whiz on top of them dipped in maybe a little salsa. It would be glorious.

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