Dude, you've been like, so outstanding. Bush's top strategery-st. Wow. That's like saying you're Aristotle to his Plato. And man, your strategies? Fucking brilliant. I love what you did with getting into Iraq. Look at how good that shit's turning out! And the exponential increase in the national debt? Fantastic. And all those reports about terrorism being a much larger threat now than it was when you started scheming? Leftist lies, I tell you! Don't listen to them. Also, you did a really good job of coming up with shit that helped several friendly big time companies make tons of money. How patriotic is that!!! Trickle down economics, my friend. Trickle down.
I saw you and Bush get all teary eyed when he announced you were riding off into the sunset. Some might have said you looked a bit puffy in the face region, as if you'd somehow swallowed your entire long litany of conniving, dirty squirrel sins and they were pressing out of your body, threatening to tear you apart from within, but I'm sure they're all just jealous. You're Karl Rove!
Karl Fucking Rove.
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Bleh.
Don't ya just want to pinch those cheeks?
It's "Karl" like Marx.
Thanks, Kelly. For some reason, the fact that he spells his name with a K makes me love him even more.
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