I Wanna Read "King Dork"

King Dork by Frank Portman looks pretty funny. Inspired by Missy's MySpace What I'm Currently Reading, I've investigated and found a link to a King Dork on-line glossary. Here is one excerpt from the glossary:

Jimmy Buffett (JUM-ee boo-FAY):

a weird old hippie dude featuring Hawaiian shirts and terrible music. On special occasions, a boomer dad will sometimes put on a little Jimmy Buffett costume, fix drinks with umbrellas in them, and bring them over to his "old lady," biting his lower lip and doing this weird, slow-motion dance-walk. If there is a more gruesome scenario on this earth, I cannot think what it might be and do not want to know in any case.