Stayed up late tonight watching TV. Here's what happened:
Conan: Not so funny. Blond from "Heroes". Liked "Heroes" better when called X-Men. Comics better than movies.
Carson Daily: Actually funny tonight. Really. I mean it. Reads myspace letters on air and responds. Talked with Zach Braff, not as big a douche as feared. Word for drunken blogging? drogging. Who knows? Never tried it. Ha.
Jimmy Kimmel: Had girlfriend Sarah Silverman on own show. Desperate ploy for intercourse? Who cares. She's funnier. Also, Slayer rocked the house. Created mosh pit similar to one Blogagaard experienced several years ago at Megadeth show. How come Blogspot thinks "mosh" a misspelling? Write your congress-person. The mosh must go on.
Oprah: had child prodigies on show, including autistic dude who sank six three pointers in high school b-ball game in last four minutes. So much can happen in four minutes. I love that dude, still think Oprah is "slick Willy" of daytime talk show world. Both good and bad. Like Meat Loaf.
Bernie Mac: funnier than you think. Whitey!
Will & Grace: Man, I love "&" better than most people love their children. Prince should have been "&".
That one interracial youngsters show on the CW: Still not very funny. Way to diet, though.
Sven Svengaard on Kare 11: " I love the "gaard", hate the corny posturing. Just rip out someone's throat, Sven Svengaard! Embrace your inner Viking! Fuck head!
My Couch: excellent, as always. Thank you, El Coucho!
This has been Blogagaard, reporting live from the Blogagaard News Center.
BNC!!!
7 comments:
I forgot that Sven went to the KARE 11! He was up here a while. My friend's roommate almost dated him. Short fellow. Seemed nice.
I too watched tv, although I chose movies, and I watched them with the volume up so loud (usually I can't because my children are sleeping upstairs) that the dog went upstairs to hide.
Loud movies, nice. You should all see "Jesus is Magic", Silverman's little comedic movie. Funny stuff.
Deleted my previous comment. Sven has a right to privacy, right? He can party with whomever he wants.
Yep yep yep yep.
Ah. Saturday evening closes in on us. Who's ready to party? I know I am.
Sven is one of the few men who can really walk in heels.
I have to agree about "Jesus is Magic". Not for the kiddies. Or the grannies. Wanda Sykes is awesome too.
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