Are you a sixteen-year-old girl?



13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fo shizzy.

David Oppegaard said...

What? I didn't ask if you felt like Snoop!

David Oppegaard said...

Ok, ok, you can be Snoop. Let us reach an accord.

PS. I've brought in new ant traps. I hope these babies work.

Anonymous said...

Oh sorry, I score low in reading comprehension.

Rand said...

Ant traps? Perhaps it is the faintly sweet odor of Tellon that is attracting the ants.

And since you brought it up, where the $#X!!?*&^% is that awesome science fiction film? I long to cast my gaze upon its sweet intergalactic story. Oh, Tellon, where art thou?

Becca said...

There is also the question of how short is your skirt and how much cleavage does your layer upon layer of tank tops show?

David Oppegaard said...

Becca, I assume "you" =16 yr. old girls, and not Blogagaard per say. If I had a tank top, I'd bust straight out of that shit.

Rand, patience is a virtue best served with a smack to the head. I'm sorry, but I have to do it....

SMACK!

Michelle said...

I went to buy my favorite candy from the cool Duluth candy shop and walked in and a youngish blondish girl was bent over a box of chocolate, unpacking it. I thought about mentioning the failure of her clothes to really contain all her various parts, but thought better of it. I just bought my little bag of candy corn and left.

Rand said...

Bloggy, OW!!! Ok, I deserved that.

And thanks, Michelle, for a painting a mental image that will certainly get me through an afternoon of boring work.

Young, blond, candy, not enough clothing to contain parts.... perfect.

David Oppegaard said...

I know, I know, Michelle just wrote a really good begining to a letter to penthouse. Kudos, michelle!

Something dirty said...

Hilarious!

Michelle said...

What are the clergy for?

Kelly Coyle said...

"I never thought this would happen to me..."

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