What It's Like Being Famous

A lot of people have been asking lately what it's like being famous. You seen, every since we began this little film project involving an amiable alien named Tellon, Blogagaard can barely go anywhere without being mobbed, photographed, or being offered high grade cocaine. It's been a wild ride, let me tell you, but totally worth it. You know how some people say that fame is a hollow, empty thing? Well, those people are jealous fuckheads who have no idea, I mean NO IDEA, about how good it feels to walk down the street with a beautiful girl on each arm, a posse all around you, and paparazzi trailing you like so much flotsom and jetsom. Last night I convinced a random fan to give me his wallet, like my shoes, and strip naked and run howling into an Arby's.

The power.

The power.