Storm!

Stormy tonight. Stormy stormy stormy. A makeshift river is running down the hilly sidewalk below my building. On the radio, the Twins game has been superseded by dumbshit white people getting all excited about thunderstorm warnings and tornado swaths. Can't a dude get some damn baseball up in here?

Shit.

10 comments:

Rand said...

Sorry, man! I just turned off the rain faucet. Should be better now.

David Oppegaard said...

Thanks Rand. Twins win! Twins win!

Becca said...

Oh we can all sleep well tonight. Actually, the state of the twins don't usually wreck my sleep patterns.

Storms are fun. We had the wind and the rain, but not together.

Rand said...

It's the "TWINS!!!!" becca. not "the twins..."

Michelle said...

The Olsen TWINS?

Michelle said...

The Olsen TWINS?

David Oppegaard said...

Tonight, Friday Eve of Sat, St. Paul is under attack. I repeat, St. Paul is under attack.

Wait.

Those are fireworks.

It's worse than I thought...

Red Neck Patriots!

Anonymous said...

TWINS!!!

Rand said...

RED NECKS!!!

Mebbe summa my cousins from down in Jawja.

Unknown said...

You know you REALLY should have come to the concert with us.

There was no rain, only drugs and rainbows and plastic unicorns.

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