Please, People. Let's Get to the Heart of the Matter.

10 comments:

David Oppegaard said...

This image is a picture of the sun. The sun is a big gaseous ball of flaming moe that provides life giving heat to our planet, which is known as Earth. The sun is actually just another star, and not really a big star at that.

True or False:

In comparison to the sun, your heart burns more brightly.

mm said...

Well it puts out 'plasma' if that's what you mean...

Oh snap! I kill me!

David Oppegaard said...

Mon dieux. C'est un mal joke, si vous plait. Vous c'est un petite chien, Miguel Sanchez.

David Oppegaard said...

Mais, j'adore vous, aussi.

David Oppegaard said...

Vous ette un petite chien?

Voix, ayude!

Becca said...

French monologue or is one of your split personalities French???

Geoff Herbach said...

Depends on the day, Pere Bloggie.

Moncrief Speaks said...

Ask Sedaris to tutor you in French.

David Oppegaard said...

I have been outside the French classrooom for five years. Slowly, I am begining to heal.

Maybe this should be a new character on the blog, Becca. Frenchie McFrencherton.

Sedaris? Il est foulle.

Rand said...

Pomme de terre.

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